My dog is a pervert. That dirty little Jack Russell has a not-so-secret boyfriend in the basement. Apparently they are into S&M, because Payton is constantly making that big stuffed bunny her b*tch. About now you are probably slowly shaking your head in shame, but I swear there is a cute story at the end of this sordid tale. Two, actually...
First - I have come to find out that two preteen boys (whom shall remain nameless... oh hell - CHANDLER and MATT) took pictures and/or video of Payton partaking in some bunny lovin' and posted in online. If I were a little more mature I would probably find this soooo embarrassing. But instead, it's kinda funny.
Second - We were playing downstairs this afternoon and Maggie calls out, "Look! Payton is jumping up and down on her bunny! That's so funny, I didn't know she could jump up and down like that!" Uh, yeah... that's what she's doing.
1 comment:
so where's the link to the video??!! there's nothing funnier than perverted pets!
-Molly
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