My Eyelashes Froze.

It's so flippin' cold. It's so cold there is ice inside my closet. It is so cold the dog won't go outside. It is so cold, I've had to wear my one pair of long underwear three days in a row. Is so cold my eyelashes turned into eye-cicles and thawed out into a little splash of water around my eyes. The baby is oblivious of course, as she is sheathed in a poofy pink snowsuit from head to toe. If anything she is probably thinking it's rather hot outdoors, since every time she leaves the house she looks like a giant Hostess Sno-ball.