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Thursday, April 2, 2009

The Perfect Storm, Part Two

One Baby,
With one sinus infection and one ear infection,
Is taking antibiotics that taste like coconut... which she hates,
Therefore causing the worst case of diarrhea to date,
And of course the worst diarrhea causes the worst diaper rash,
So now she's taking antibiotics and probiotics (she's a flip-flopper),
And is using the most expensive damn diaper cream known to man,
We can't even begin to address the cough that has developed in the past 24 hours,
So it's a good thing she's also taking Tylenol right now as well,
For the four to five teeth she has cutting through.

Miserable baby = Miserable parents.

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