Perils of Being a Realtor

I have a second-hand story to share today...

Our Realtor and I were chatting this past Saturday while J and the Inspector worked through our new house. I asked her if going through homes makes her want to move every couple years. She said no, and then started telling me some stories of her most memorable showings. The best one being the time she walked in on two teenagers having sex. Yup. The kids had off school that day, and typically the house is empty during the day while mom and dad are at work. The Realtor knocked on the door anyway, but no one answered so she walked in. She went ahead of her buyers to check out the upstairs bedrooms and lo-and-behold - two 15 year-olds in the throws of passion. Another story was the time she was rushing an owner out before an open house but he "just had to take a quick shower"... then spent 15 minutes walking around his room stark naked, with people coming in the front door for the open. And last great tale can be summed up in two words - dead rabbit. Fun stuff!