Bloody Nose

Today my baby tried to shove my nose up into my brain and kill me. We were wrestling on the floor, laughing, having a grand old time, when all of a sudden she reached out and grabbed my nose and shoved her thumb up there and stabbed me. Damn that hurt! She gave me a bloddy nose! That girl does not know her own strength - which really is ideal for later years, fending off all those boyfriends.