Unfortunately for all those cows out there, the vegetarians in this house are the dogs not the humans. Did I ever tell you my dogs are vegetarians? Um yeah, after years and years and hundreds of dollars spent trying to figure out what the HELL this dumb dog is allergic to that makes him gnaw his feet off and sprout little red welts all over this big dumb dog belly, we have discovered that cheap-ass Beneful made with soy protein is the winner winner chicken (soy) dinner. My dog is allergic to meat. Seriously? Is he really even a dog? Maybe he's a sheep or something and just looks rather dog like. Sheep are herbivores right? He's about as dumb as a sheep so this is a actually a pretty good theory. Baa-ram-ewe! To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true! Sheep be true! Baa-ram-ewe!
Stupid dog.
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