Death Defying Dog

This past weekend we took advantage of the unseasonably warm weather by painting the shutters on the house. To get to the shutters on the second story Jason had to climb out the window and crawl across the roof. As he was replacing the newly painted shutters Payton (Jack Russell Terrier) decided to don her Evil Knievel cape and crawl out onto the roof with him. Jason said he was screwing in the shutter when he turned for a better angle and noticed the STUPID dog standing on the edge of the roof line looking at the cars parked below in the driveway. You know, every time that damn dog poops in the laundry I wish for her imminent demise, but I don't think I could handle scraping flattened dog off the driveway. Why does every one under four feet tall in this family have a death wish?