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Thursday, December 8, 2011

Recent Chuckles

The holiday season is kicking my ass, so I apologize that my posts have been few and far between.  I have a few anecdotes to share with you today, compiled from the past few weeks...

"Mom, does Santa know that I don't want to go to bed?  I bet he does, he has a very good knower."

Me:  "Maggie, you can share my M&M's, but don't tell Catie, she's had too many already." 
Maggie:  "OK Mom." 
Catie walked back into the room.  Maggie: "Oh!  Catie!  Hi Catie, we're eating....um...uh... chocolate chips!"

While standing in the bathtub, getting soaped up, "I'm freezing!  I feel like and ice berg!" 
"An ice berg?  That's pretty cold!"
"No mom, an ice BRRRRRR!" shivering soapy kid.


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