Morning from hell!

Our Monday Morning:

Baby wakes up an hour early at 5am.

Baby is "uncomfortable" so spends the next hour tossing and turning.

Baby finally wakes up happy (this is the good part of the morning from hell).

Baby goes to changing table to get dressed for the day. Nakey-baby pees all over the changing table.

Nakey-baby gets transferred to crib so I can clean up pee. I turn to collect her and nakey-baby is covered in poop (as is her crib-sheet). In movie-slow-motion nakey-baby raises her poop covered hand to her face, towards her mouth...NOOOOOOOO! I get to her just in time. Into the bathtub goes the poopie-baby. Chinese water tourture ensues. Mom finds poop in her ear. Babies are so gross.

Clean, dressed baby is happily crawling around the floor while Mom collects the coats. Crash! Happy baby found the dog's water dish and dumped the whole thing all over the floor. Back in the crib so mom can clean up dog water - thank god she didn't douse herself.

Fun morning - sometimes I feel like I'm living in a cartoon.