Sneezle

We have a rare canine breed living in our house. Move over Puggle, the new must-have pet is a Sneezle! P - the sneezing weasel - is an active breed, requiring little more than milk bones, plenty of exercise, some calming pharmaceuticals, and a full box of tissues. She'll build you your own little race track in the basement, beat the living daylights out of anything in your home that contains cotton batting, and pee on your floor with vigor. Then she'll sneeze in your face. She's a pint-sized pure joy!