Martha Stewart is one crazy b...

I'm currently watching Martha Stewart scrape the red skin off small radishes, dig holes into them, stuff olives into those holes, and finally freeze the radish/olive "eyeballs" into ice cubes for Halloween High-balls, perfect for parties! Gimme a break. Who in the world has enough time on their hands to scrape individual radishes, just so that people can dump them in the trash once they realize that Martha put a damn radish in their perfectly good cocktail? You gotta love Martha for her deluded commitment to goofy crap. Just watch her Halloween special, now playing on FLN, and you'll see what I mean.